quite an oddity for once, friday the 13th being back to back with a saturday valentine’s. explains the horror and frenzy of a vday weekend doesn’t it. friday turned out purply sweet though. flowers in the office in the morning. plus wormwood for me, an agenda for you. not quite yorick yet, but in a few months there could really be a green fairy of sorts instead. how spectacular spectacular. titania may be proud.
saturday was beautifully quiet. supermarket shopping, marinade mixing, pork pounding, spinach stirring, mash… well, mashing. all easy, fuss-free, ready in hardly any noticeable time at all. never seen you enjoy cooking so much before. and i relish it. a break before dessert, then it’s crepe creasing, orange oozing, sweet steeping. and now you have your sights set on steak, which is a meatier option by far than the cold mountain on tv.
undermined by the ads every 15 minutes and jarring cuts of scenes to add to a film already slow in pace and long in running time, it was the most tedious part of the day to wait more than 3 severely interrupted hours just to watch inman kiss ada again. and only to die the next day. brilliantly painful, for us and them. even more painful considering the film has a 60:1 ratio of having 60 minutes of footage shot for every 1 minute that was finally used in the film. must be quite painful too for the amount of money sunk into the film just for paying off its main stars and numerous notable cameos. maybe they should have axed some. it’s rather de rigeur now, which gives a new twist to the idea of a boss from hell, like friday the 13th: the financial crisis edition, where the boss replaces jason and easily beats his bodycount.
but that’s a very bad oblique way to digress into. maybe a film like cold mountain should just never be shown on tv, it ruins any effect and pacing it originally has. channel 5 should take note. although i must admit it’s quite an unusual choice for a vday movie. unless that was purely coincidental with its regular saturday night programming. still, at least it wasn’t the expected titanic or love actually sorts.
but for now… the mousetrap summons wormwood, wormwood…




