yes so i’ve just gotten back from taiwan. spent xmas week there and on a family trip which is the sort of thing that hasn't happened in years. but then again neither has a 7.1 richter scale earthquake in taiwan. and according to them it was the biggest they’ve had in 100 years…


Sat 23 Dec 06, Day 1
left for taiwan today on a china airlines flight. been wondering how much the air ticket costs considering the tiny plane (1 aisle, 3 seats aside, 3 toilets for the whole plane, can’t remember what make it is… 737?), which turns out to be the same kind used by budget airlines like tiger. and the service wasn’t any greater either. also didn’t help harry told me china airlines has the worst flight safety record. no wonder the tour package was so cheap. guided tours are so not my thing anymore. and it’s a strange feelng being on one after travelling a lot more on my own the past few years. only saving grace was the illusionist. so simple really when you know you have but one objective in life… the illusionist and the duchess.
check-in at changi didn’t leave a very good impression on anyone either. group check-in or no? who knows? messy, disorganised, off-putting already. and this continued when we landed. god knows where we were told to walk to get to our coach… we could just as easily gotten on to some other coach instead and gone who knows where. mum spotted cockroaches on the bus, i spotted mozzies, and 35 people altogether just seemed like too many.
first stop was a night market but we were too hungry to care for walking much and eating only snacks. ended up at a pasta place for some filling food. about S$35 for 4 pastas and 2 coffees was ok. bought 4 cloth badges for NT500. not bad.
evergreen hotel is listed as a budget hotel in kaohsiung but it costs about S$150 a night and looks like something time forgot since the 70s or 80s.




Sun 24 Dec 06, Day 2
xmas eve and we walked through the dragon’s mouth to exit through the tiger’s. saw an american lighthouse tower and fugu, the cat’s head and the hippy pig on a coconut truck at a park. missed go karting thanks to super not on folks. dad would rather look for coffee and bro would rather drive his integra. such dampers. coupe of guys in the tour group raced round like mad, one speeding all the way, the other trying to drift on corners. had a mega seafood dinner in kenting with lobster, crab, fish, shellfish and more. watched a club show that charged NT250 per pax for a group of 4 inclusive of 1 standard drink. that’s cheap. and you can stay till they close. watched 2 sets of 3 mini segments by a girl, a tranny and a guy who looked pretty gay. there was supposed to be pole dancing but in the end hardly any, and any of the little twiddling round was by the guy. felt bit cheated. but how they sabo-ed people for the night was fun enough. stripping them down, pouring ice in their boxers or taking bras off…
hotel like the previous day and doesn’t even have its shower stall separated in the bathroom. so when you bathe the water will just run all over the entire bathroom floor.
then you hear the fireworks outside and suddenly it's xmas.





Mon 25 Dec 06, Day 3
love taiwanese yam cake. and the old street in tainan where the shop is on looks like something out of the 70s in 3 times. saw other shops that were selling toys from that era. amazing. Skipped salt mountain because people wanted to go strawberry picking instead which was funny cos getting your hands all dirty to pick em yourself when there weren’t many worth picking in the first place turned out to be more costly than buying beautiful, washed and pre-packed ones done by the same place. rode an old-fashioned open-aired train to a dairy farm. the wind was cold but the late afternoon sun was beautiful and the old music just made it even more like 3 times. milk custard at the farm was great. more milk, less sweet, perfect firmness. yum. dinner was more disappointing though. walked from the spa hotel in guanzteling up the mountain road some 200m in the night cold to another hotel for few dishes with not much food in them to go round. everyone wanted something more. some ordered roast chicken from the stall outside and sang karaoke with xiao zhuo while waiting. we walked down to a coffee shop for a drink. hardly anywhere was open. only the black mud hot spring in the hotel did any good. all 40.7 degrees of it. and so… merry xmas.







Tue 26 Dec 06, Day 4
boxing day and jiji didn’t seem like much esp since it’s reconstructed. wu chang temple was much more interesting. so were the bananas. taiwan is peculiar to me in this, it’s temperate and yet it can yield tropical fruits like coconuts, bananas and jambu all year round. somehow i can’t reconcile the strangeness. saw fresh fo shou gua for the first time too. had lunch at a place cai shen jiang ate at before that’s renowned for its san bei ji. must agree it deserves its fame. all the food was pretty good and in plentiful amounts. think i ate the most of any meal on the trip. 3 heaped bowls of rice with loads of everything.
hotel wasn’t too fab again. looks dated and the rooms were decked out in rosewood furniture. red red everywhere. walked out to find dinner and chance on a huo guo place. cheap for lots of good food. and it was sit-down style, but like the japanese with low tables and mats on the wood floor. happily tucking in i suddenly felt the entire table and floor shake. asked the guys if either was shaking their legs under the table. they said no. then i realised that couldn’t be possible anyhow cos the wood table was fixed to the wood floor. earthquake, i said. and for the next few god knows how many moments we all sat rooted to the floor which was shaking side to side. it was about 8.20 pm. then it stopped. the staff in the restaurant were calm, said they felt it too. but oh well xiao zhuo said taiwan gets 2000 quakes in total a year right? no sweat then.
and the floor moves again. not as strong this time but it moves for longer. still, we didn’t see locals running in panic. so we just kept on eating. then we strolled outside for a awhile. had dessert at another shop then wandered over to a pachinko parlour. ironic that in all my time in japan i’ve never played in one before and it takes a trip a taiwan to get me oriented. we started off sharing NT1000 worth of tokens. suddenly mum strikes 999 and all the ball bearings keep sloshing out non-stop. might go on for 2 hours, the parlour guy says. luckily it doesn’t or i’d have fallen asleep in there despite the blaring techno. they count the balls and convert the win to credit. NT2000 worth, not bad a double at all! but the credit only works for locals and you can’t take it out of the parlour with you. seeing we’re not locals, the parlour people were nice. they decided to convert the credit back to cash for us. bit of fumbling went on for a bit. guess it looked like they hadn’t had a winner in a long time if ever.
by the time we reached back, some of our group were sitting in the lobby too afraid to to go to their rooms to sleep cos of the quake. they told us they heard it was a big one centred in the south. we had no idea. only when we switched on the tv news in our rooms did we see 7.1 on the richter scale off the southern tip with places like kenting and pindong hardest hit with 6.7 on land. us in taizhong some 200km away got it at abt 3 on the scale. and we just left the south one, two days ago. my phone was flat so i plugged in the charger. found a msg and 2 missed calls from harry about the quake. called him back immediately, idd rates be damned. he’d heard about the extent of the quake back home faster than i did in taiwan itself. ah well have to thank the calm locals who went about like normal. guess everyone just thought it was tremors until hearing the full extent. was too tired anyway to care much if the ceiling fell on me, esp when i already wasn’t gonna clock many rest hours as it was. but you could feel as if the damage it caused in the south happened like it was in your own backyard, even if you haven’t even been in that place for long.









Wed 27 Dec 06, Day 5
no reception for almost the whole day today. international land lines were down too. on hindsight it's a good thing i managed to call harry the night before when the reception was still up. for a bit i actually wonder if the lines will come back on tomorrow since mod registrations start. haven’t told rad yet about what to sign me up for. in any case after strawberry-picking, it was now the tomatoes’ turn. i think people found it even more dismal than the strawberries cos everywhere you looked was just green green green. big, small, clustered, odd-shaped green. not a single red, orange or yellow in sight. bro said he spotted the mum and daughter duo chucking their basket somewhere amongst the plants cos there was just nothing to look at even. guess we missed the real harvest.
saw a funeral procession getting ready nearby outside. think that’s the 2nd one i’d seen on this trip. the other one was unbelievable, they actually drove a typical ancient chinese coffin on the back of an open-aired ornate truck. the coffin was like something out of a chinese jiang si period piece.
first major stop of the morning was the 921 earthquake museum. seems so peculiar that we went through a quake the night before and found ourselves here now. so serene with a quietening calm, bit like nagasaki’s atom bomb peace museum although not as intense. loved the architecture they designed to sculpt the museum building in and around the quake rubble. order and beauty out of chaos and destruction. man and nature converge.
any inner peace i acquired was almost ruined later at yingge cos there was just too little time to browse anything, let alone buy. and i was looking for some decent pottery. warmed up a bit at the stone hotpot lunch when they cooked a lovely thick rice dish with yam mashed into the stock to make it almost like gruel. or mui fun.
bought a bag and 2 pairs of shoes in wufenpu. bit on the high side at NT3000 for both pairs after discount. but what the heck i sure didn’t see these 2 designs anywhere else the rest of the trip. shopped the whole time and raohe had too much smelly beancurd so only snacked. ate back in the hotel instead but food was cheap, good and service excellent.






Thu 28 Dec 06, Day 6
registration begins and i just about managed to sms rad in the morning before the reception failed again for most of the day. its turned rainy and lovers’ bridge stands desolate in the gusty cold shower. was good to warm up to some fishball soup and ah ge (say ‘ah gey’) afterward. the din tai fung-esqe counterpart opened by an ex-chef promised to be everything the same down to design and taste with a dessert favoured and approved by soong mei ling herself. lots of sun yat sen, chiang kai shek, taipei govt offices and taipei 101 the rest of the rainy day. and a mini pineapple tart castle.
shihlin was disappointing, partly cos the folks were hardly keen to trying anything. the wanton soup was great though. white bitter gourd with honey was, well, still bitter. veg pau was forgettable. shopping was disappointing for the kind of quality on offer. although i must admit shihlin does attract a lot of japanese around there. saw some chio school girls. heh.









Fri 29 Dec 06, Day 7
first thing in the morning a visit to the street of all sorts of smelly beancurd. not sure if it's a blessing that it’s still so early in the morning hardly any of the stalls are open. then it’s up to windy winding jioufen for loads of snacks and knick knacks. i like this place. liked ye liu even more with the strong pacific gusts on the rocky shore formations. lunch nearby was rather cheaterbug. supposed to have lobster cold dish but was really slices of prawns disguised under rounds of salad cream. but the lady’s head at ye liu resembled a bit the profile of nefertiti's bust, beautifully slender. at least that was what you see is what you get. the sulphurous mists later were just bone-chilling as the wind blew with the rain up in the slopes.
ximenting was more like the shopping area we’re used to. then again maybe cos it looks like a shopping street in tokyo or just that we’re more used to this sort of manifestation of commercialisation, somehow family warmed to it the most of all the night markets. past the pig inards mee sua we settled on the pasta bar later on. pretty decent stuff for about S$10 with pasta, soup, bread and drink. sure competes well with pastamania for my vote.

Sat 30 Dec 06, Day 8
really about year-end, and the end of us in taiwan. we wake at 5 to leave at 6. reach a duty-free wholesale place next to the airport with complementary bowls of hot beehoon soup to go with our take-out boxes of hotel breakfast. geeeez. dad drinks his last rounds of tea with xiao zhuo. joseph arranges our seats. at the airport there's only about enough time for goodbyes… and not enough for getting rid of loose change. at least it’s a bigger plane this time from taipei though with a captain who takes forever to speak on the intercom. little red flowers and most of miami vice later, it’s home again.